i was unsure what to write here, i write and it kind of “comes to me” boring as hell or no. i didn’t know whether to give my editorial condolences upon the tragic death of tito jackson, but not old tito jackson, tito jackson in his jackson 5 prime when our hair (a curse or not,) was no longer an eyesore to be permed and slicked into an unnatural mess but, especially if you had that one stage up curl to it that Michael’s did and your barber was skilled grew into this incredible bloom of sheened glorious beauty. i’m going to do the minimal amount of explaining to this as possible. “black” hair, as well as white hair comes in many different types of coils with their respective designations and hair products, that beautiful crown of curly hair on that sexy girl that you are staring at on some “cringe” tip requires the use of copious amounts of hair gel, from thin, like la style, to something from s-curl and this new ridiculous brush that the gen z’ers are using to get that “nappy” look that most full grown african americans find to be off putting. if it kind of works for you and you don’t mind being a bohemian weirdo, look at Michael at the bottom of the pic… in my opinion, and only in my opinion… that’s a better look. off tangent, After so many years of being ashamed of our hair… here were this group of proud, brazen, unabashed brothers playing various instruments skillfully on your small screen prime time. most gen x’ers and millenials, me included, tried every hairstyle in the book… it was before it was chill to be a weirdo, and peer pressure is a palpable force, especially in your formative years but if God blessed you with an enduring head of beautiful african hair… your options extend past twisting it.
Oh, and just if you didn’t know, yes i’m ugly… fact. lebanon, infrastructure destroyed, in a decent amount of the country no electricity, no plumbing, yet being galvanized into this middle east craziness when its already left them destroyed. civilian body parts exploding? pagers and walkie talkies exploding… leaving young children blinded because they eyes have been burned out of the sockets by mini explosions. who said “those who ignore history are doomed to repeat it?” because, essential or not, stuff like that demonizes the jewish people… so Yeah, your reading a hub of my project, it’s really a hobby project than a brand at this point and teespring swears they’ll pay me and have my back… yeah that’s important. but, exploding pagers and walkie talkies? is that what you said? think… YOUR TALKING ABOUT A COUNTRY WHOSE CURRENCY IS SO WEAK THAT THEY DEAL ONLY IN CRYPTO AND have BEGAN TO PRINT 100,000$ NOTES. WHAT WILL THAT 100,000$ DOLLAR NOTE GET YOU in american equivalent currency and services? A GOOD MANICURE, TIP INCLUDED. HOW HARD DO YOU HAVE TO PUSH AN AUTOCRAT FOR HIM TO REVEAL HIMSELF. HOW HOT DO THE FLAMES HAVE TO BURN BEFORE YOU REALIZE THAT THE SHIRT YOU REFUSE TO TAKE OFF IS COMBUSTIBLE? 2700 plus individuals and rising injured from the micro blasts of combustible pagers on multiple days, this article has been amended. again, who in the hell carries pagers in 2024. tiny injected microchips, a probable reality that independent label self proclaimed prophet rappers have been marching and crying in the streets seems like a way more feasible externality… and there you have it folks, how hard do you push before people stop giving a damn?
