will this result in me watching more baseball? probably not. if the tragic career of Colin Kaepernick didn’t last long enough for me to watch him rip his rotator cuff out of the socket hurtling 60 yard bullet passes at his equally insane wide receivers this probably won’t make me a baseball fan. but i realize that there is a way small weight lifting, runt punting portion of my readership that can actually catch fly balls and will appreciate this nbc article so i figured i’d let somebody else switch it up for me so you could get your minds off of offshore technology that has economists with their elbows twisted behind their backs using that death knell of a term to describe our economy… if you were a business major/minor, you know what i’m talking about… so instead i offer a glimpse of the collection of the little things that patriots proudly claim have made our country so great, straight from kentucky… and canada… ain’t that a bitch… let’s call a spade a spade, colonialist, autocrat, anarchist, saboteur…mr. president, you are doing entirely too much even though it would be sweet if fixing our financial woes was as easy as carving up a google of baseball bats. if you didn’t know, i do believe that sport was first invented as a replacement for more relevant martial activities, even in the days of the gladiator. when you sit in your high school history class and you hear about things like the romans having running water in their cities and filling the colosseum with water and having real live naval battles in it… steph curry isn’t all that extraordinary. my obligation as an ex new yorker to my beloved yankees using the supposedly tweaked physics in these bats to triumph over the milwaukee brewers. seems like just the diversion to keep the populace from leaning on the executive department of the government while they get themselves together and stop little girls from dying of measles. if the physics is sound, this totally has the potential to do so worldwide. one can only hope that this new temporary obsession with the renaissance reimagining of sport is enough to keep the public from dwelling on the incompetence that is killing the world and releasing satellites and space junk in to the gravitational pull of our planet that make it impossible to navigate and making lame excuses when there is no shame in being incompetent compared to Jah Almighty. on this planet at least. i see there being a waiting list for these things, it’s not called “the great American pastime” for nothing. in a few years i see a better basketball, soccer ball, softball, the potentialities are endless… leave the serious science to the serious scientists. if i have your attention now, click the link below for the official blog entry. it’s nbc’s site so to get back your going to have to press the back button on your browser. i usually pride myself on not making you do that.
ummi