your looking at the video above and, confession, i’m a part of the problem. homegirl, you’ve got a serious head full of hair and, yes, i fact checked you on microsoft copilot, y’all laugh but if you have windows 10 and above, it’s not perfect, but i find it much more useful than ChatGPT. so straight up no chaser i asked microsoft copilot, “does angel reese have natural hair.” which may be true but those braids at the very top are suspect, i’m just trying to show you what she’s working with. if you didn’t get it… here’s the microsoft copilot reply.
off the tangent of self hate, yet i feel i have to explain that jerk move with more clarity. i really can’t exercise like i used to these days but i have two pet peeves about the gym. 1. those power thrust machines that these boo boo head females put like 500 lbs on irregardless of diet or neglect of in the pursuit of anal sex prepped glutes and super hero abs… while effective used properly they are a hernia waiting to happen and i believe your doctor would tell you so. peeve 2. working out like straight up warrior with a headband and a korean hair store brazilian horse hair pony tail wig on, homegirl… live your damn truth. accept us for who we are. on to what i meant to vent about. what i meant to say is that for the most part, instead of being edgy and alpha like their male counterparts, female athletes tend to be oversexualized as well as being underpaid and not recognized for their prowess on the court unless they’re beautiful even though i don’t watch much of any sports. i mean, lets take for example caitlyn clarke, she’s not the most beautiful female in the arena but you could at least market her as the female incarnation of larry bird with her radar lock on that hoop, call me naive but ms. caitlyn “charlie” clarke was carving too much of a niche in the game and that’s why she’s injured now, same thing for my man colin kapernick… who was most definitely on his way to making joe montana look like an also ran… but y’all know how these football cats is so let those still waters stay deep. but as for you, ms. clarke, heal up. same thing for you, ms. reese. now, don’t swing on me, but everybody has been witness to the rivalry between ms. clarke and angel reese, i refuse to call her “bayou barbie” because y’all not up on things and i ain’t trying to put you up on them. however, when dwight howard was playing ol’ girl over the fact that most of her triple doubles were precipitated by her getting and putting back her own missed shots he wasn’t lying. i’ve seen her working on her game so hopefully in the future we’ll have more than that sexy 6’3″ frame to entertain us when she graces the court. track and field is in a different space because i love that violence that your girl sha’carri brings to the lane everytime she blazes it whether she needs a capable supporting cast or not. the real offender in track and field is the long jump. we all love it, not gonna lie. but you know who i’m talking about… fatima diame. they say “a picture is worth a thousand words,” so i’ll provide you with two.
she competes for spain although being quite obviously of african descent. she holds her weight and collects that gold hardware relatively frequently and her ass is a thing of true beauty yet i have to be the wet blanket of propriety and call it inappropriate to show it to the world after every incredible jump. like i said if your not up on things i’m not trying to inform you. keep in mind her hair looks natural.
so the ubiquitous question lingers “what would you do for fame?” also, when are you going to demand talent that in turn demands what those women would command for said talent if they had it to begin with or over time developed it… so many blooms. i’m not mentioning names or memes, cause my game ain’t that tight but stop telling fools you’re “woke.”
peace,
the ummi