earlier i mentioned that the add on “dlc” that the community or the programmers gifted me because i’m so special was because i was so special. not the case. if you supersize your order and buy the deluxe edition, you gain access to a quest which ends up in you having your choice of two bad ass early game armor sets because if you ask for the whole thing dude gives you the whole enchilada armor and weapons, the thing that is going to piss off all the fantasy loving females is the fact that there is no female variation. he makes you a paladin for his clergy order. i haven’t found the evil set yet and since i hate playing brotherhood so i probably wont. the fact that besides a good deal of the lower body garments being offered for women are skirts, including armor, is also a personal preference. the armor being less feminine makes sense if you think about it. the quest giver is that monk holding the torch outside of the kvatch oblivion gate and i think the name of the quest is “lost faith.” as for the white monk robes, i have no idea, you got me. the fact that you have to halfway steal them begs the question though. i also suspect that the mage robes scattered around the game also come as part of that 10 dollar upcharge… and waiting for this game like this for like 25 years i am in hog heaven off it like i said before especially if me having to purchase the game twice, which i do on occasion works out. to make a long story short. i procured a tan monk’s robe, and if you turn the graphics up on your p.c. they look hella boss, don’t know about console. i also believe that if the dirty white monks robes that you have to figure out how to steal have anything to do with the condition of the world’s economy… that’s also a cool olive branch irregardless of china really trying to outclass us and buy our country from under us. now they sell the hood to the tan monk’s robe in rindir’s staves in imperial city and some muppet also made a light saber mod for the game that 50 people on nexus mods endorsed. i tried it, and it fubared my microsoft save, end of story. so now we’re on to steam with high hopes right now and only installing the unsupported mod that actually worked for my game and that would be the one that corrects the physics of the white monk’s robes. i don’t care if i’m the only one that enjoy’s this game because i don’t get to enjoy them often, trust me. now don’t get me wrong, the creation hasn’t stopped, but the fact that the collaborative developers have offically stated that mods aren’t supported begs a bit of caution. if like a million people endorsed a mod on a certain platform, it’s probably safe for you to download it on that platform. i wrote these dudes a ticket and they basically did the developer equivalent of saying sorry you broke our game. at least steam gives you 2 hours to decide whether the game is playable for you or not. lastly, arguably one of my most hated bethesda games, fallout. i cannot for the life of me understand you caucasian people’s love for that game. i hate it like ci ci’s pizza. i love the polar opposite of oblivion, with the occasional occult references but in a beautiful, barogue environment where all the beautiful, digital fashion components of the game make sense, especially if your a breton or any other race playing sorcery because you are such a glass cannon you don’t need friggin’ armor. my breton’s get dark enough to be considered black but like i said, the “curly afro” argument, they don’t even get that. and i am sick of trying to make myself as a “naturally athletic” race with “eyes of faith” for luck and a countenance that has no business being dressed as fealty with a nappy afro no less… that’s just me.
no peace,
the ummi
